Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The heartbreak felt round the world

By Meg Walter

Are you wearing black? Have you spent the morning crying? Did you cancel all your plans and decide to spend the day in bed? Well you have every right to because last night love officially died.

Jef with one F Holm and Emily Maynard confirmed their split. "It was a very difficult and heartbreaking decision," Maynard said. Read: their contract expired."What we shared was completely genuine and real and it breaks my heart but we have decided to break up," said Jef with one F. Read: Let me tell you about People Water!

But serisously, if these two crazy kids who fell in love on national television after spending a total of seven hours together and using a good deal of camera time to talk about PEOPLE WATER and meeting the child they would be raising together one time and playing with uber creepy puppets and calling it a metaphor for love can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?
Now we have to wait until January (JANUARY?!) to feel the magic again when Sean, arguably the most boring man alive, woos twenty-five tan, perfect haired ladies all named Kristin, Courtney or Rachel and pops the question with a NEIL LANE rock and shows up beaming to the After The Rose show. But honestly I don't think my heart can make it til then.
In other news, Ben and Courtney also split but no one cared cause they're the worst.
Meg Walter writes about television to justify watching so darn much of it. When she's not on her couch letting her brain turn to jello she's blogging at, playing with her baby girl, or beating her husband in board games.


  1. Hey, on behalf of Rachels everwhere... not all of us are tan bimbos :)

  2. Of course not. You just share a name with some who are.

  3. Yes, I was super sad. I try not to care about the bachelor/bachelorette couples, but I just can't help myself! These two were my favs! And is it bad that I wanted Jef with one F to be re-activated and then baptize Emily and Ricky?! I must be mormon.

    Also, Ben and Courtney ARE the worst.

    1. Nicole, I cared more than I should have when I heard the news. And I also dreamed of a total conversion. So that's double the heartbreak.