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While Nick's limo driver ducks to avoid being hit with jewelry flung from the back seat, Shawn's chauffeur pulls up to the very spot where this spectacular journey began, so many roses ago. </div>
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and receives a final, knowing handshake from Mr. Harrison. </div>
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Kaitlyn excitedly greets him with the smile that would prompt a man to propose, unlike the embarrassed grimace she offered Nick. </div>
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Shawn starts his speech.</div>
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Since the moment he first stepped out of the limo and saw Kaitlyn, he knew his life would never be the same. </div>
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These have been the best two months of his life. </div>
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He gets a pit in his stomach every time he kisses her and loves looking into her deep blue eyes. </div>
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She is his partner in crime, his teammate, the love of his life. </div>
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Kaitlyn tells him that she loves the way he makes her feel, and loves that she can be herself around him. </div>
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She has to be honest with him, and the truth is [long pause for dramatic effect] that she doesn't want him to worry ever again. </div>
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Because she loves him and is all his. She will be faithful to him always.</div>
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Shawn lets out a sigh of relief, holds her close, then gets down on his knee. </div>
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He reveals the Neil Diamond ring and asks Kaitlyn to marry him. </div>
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Admit it. You cried a little. </div>
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I cried a little. </div>
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Even my cold, dead, shriveled, reality-TV-mocking heart is touched by this display.</div>
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"BUT WHAT ABOUT NICK?," Chris Harrison asks as we launch right into the After the Final Rose Special, AKA Nick Spends 37 Minutes Talking About His Feelings.</div>
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Neither is looking at the other person with eyes that say, "What happened? How did I get here? I am bad at this show," like Chris Soules looked at Whitney or Juan Pablo looked at Chris Harrison. </div>
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As we cut to commercial, Nick walks over to his family and hugs his mom like they haven't seen each other in years. </div>
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Have they been holding Nick in captivity for the past three months? A rejected suitor jail? Maximum security for the most notorious Bachelor(ette) villains? Maybe he shared a cell with that one guy who said Emily's daughter was baggage.</div>
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"At the end of the day, no love that I had was as strong as my love for Shawn," she explains. </div>
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But such a fun season, thanks to all of you. I get a little choked up when I think about how kind and supportive you guys are. I wish I could thank you all individually for reading and commenting and sharing, but I don't know who a lot of you are. Just know that every time you read these posts it means the world to me. </div>
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At the start of this "live" finale we're still in dead, sad, Utah. </div>
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Seriously? Are things really that tight? First they have to spend like nine years in Ireland, then travel to Utah just to plug some resort, and now the finale is in California?<br />
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<i>"</i>They <i>hate </i>each other," she tells them, and Mom Leslie and Sister Haley react appropriately. </div>
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Mama Leslie learns that Nick is one of the remaining two men and she has thoughts.<br />
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"Why are you here, Nick?" she asks just as soon as he walks in the room.</div>
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"You were possessive, you were jealous...," she tells him, then asks, "Who are you? Are you surprised that you're here?"<br />
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"You're a serial reality television villain who wants to marry my daughter after spending three hours with her? Okay!"</div>
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Look. You don't have to read to the end of this blog to know that Kaitlyn does not choose Nick. You don't have to watch past the first episode to realize that Shawn is the clear winner. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kaitlyn-bristowe-recalls-snapchat-mistake-we-went-to-full-panic-mode-2015287">Kaitlyn even accidentally told the world Shawn is her boyfriend. </a> So why are we making Nick's family sit through ANOTHER two hours of their son's dejection? Is no one thinking of Baby Bella? She doesn't deserve this. </div>
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But Haley is quickly won over with gifts for her two children, </div>
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Though she still insists on a heart to heart and asks, "So what do you think of Kaitlyn spending the night with the person you hate most in this entire universe?"</div>
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and Dad is like, "Yeah, marry her, whatever, can I leave now?"<br />
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A framed photo of that time they offended every patron in an Irish pub,</div>
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<i>There is magic in your eyes</i></div>
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<i>and when I look at you</i></div>
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<i>I see my future.</i></div>
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<i>There is electricity in your lips</i></div>
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<i>I feel your energy.</i></div>
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<i>and when I touch you I feel</i></div>
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<i>Love,</i></div>
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Kaitlyn pretends to really like it, </div>
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and Nick says, "Isn't it great?" Then when she sets it aside he says, "You can keep looking at it."</div>
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"I'm good," she says with her kisses.</div>
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The next morning over some B-roll footage Kaitlyn tells us she woke up at 2:30 am with her heart pounding out of her chest because "this is so hard."</div>
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Her made-up palpitations subside just in time to meet Shawn,<br />
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who says, "to be where I am today, EXSPECIALLY after meeting her family...blah blah blah" all that matters from that quote is his pronunciation of "especially."</div>
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Wait, no! Don't!</div>
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The mansion?! That's it. I'm launching a Kickstarter to get these people better locations. Actually, I'm not because I have no idea how to do that, but really. Did they at least disinfect the bathrooms since the men left?</div>
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C.H. gives Kaitlyn a good luck hug<br />
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"Everything was real to me in those moments. Everything we've been through and done was because it was real to me," Kaitlyn says.</div>
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"You took things from me," Nick says. DID SHE TAKE ONE OF YOUR BRACELETS? You better check. Count them right now. </div>
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"That's because it was real to me," Kaitlyn sobs.</div>
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"I am the world's biggest joke," he declares.<br />
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Shawn is all too pleased to be telling Nick exactly what he thinks of him. That he's a mean girl. That he's a b****.<br />
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Ben and Kaitlyn get acquainted with Archie, the horse with an attitude.<br />
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"Ben is a calming presence. I feel like the horses felt it. I felt it," Kaitlyn says. </div>
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Ben and Kaitlyn make friends with some donkeys<br />
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Then they ride to the castle where they'll be dining and "getting to know each other better" in the Fantasy Suite. I'm 100% sure this place is haunted. </div>
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"I feel like there's 200 years of love in this castle," Kaitlyn says. </div>
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"When I'm with Ben it feels good and it feels right," Kaitlyn says. Again, there's no way this guy makes it through the next rose ceremony. </div>
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Yeah. Lights are The Worst.<br />
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"Golf is a lot like love because it's something that you can do until you're old and gray and that's what I'm hoping for in our relationship," he says. Woof.</div>
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The next morning, or week, or year, who knows really, Kaitlyn and her boyfriends head to Utah! UTAH! I live there! </div>
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Welcome! Why are you here? Don't get me wrong, we're happy to have you and your money, but shouldn't you be in Timbuktu or Fiji or anywhere warm and bikini friendly?</div>
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I love my State and everything, but you picked the worst possible time to visit. Right between when the snow has melted and the flowers have yet to bloom, and everything is brown and inversiony. </div>
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Nick, you are killing your mother. </div>
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Think about, Bella, Nick. </div>
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whose name I can't remember. </div>
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"I do think [Kaitlyn] loves me," he says.<br />
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As a long time viewer, it really takes a lot to get me to squirm. But this interaction did it. </div>
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In the next room or somewhere else nearby, Shawn preps for his big reunion. </div>
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A woman is willingly to overlook a good deal of adolescent behavior for abs like those, which could be why Kaitlyn is so pleased to see him even after all this past week's shenanigans. </div>
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Shawn's family eagerly await the prodigal son. The women are excited,<br />
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She has a great talk with this sister, who calls her brother "our little Shawn," </div>
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Really, any other time of the year and this place is breathtaking. Come back in October when the mountain leaves are turning, or in the winter when there's snow as far as the eye can see. Even right now, when the wildflowers are bursting with color. Just not the end of March. It's a terrible time to be a Utahn. </div>
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"I fear that I am unlovable," Ben says. Ben is lying. People who genuinely believe they are unlovable do not audition for The Bachelorette. But Ben has two living parents, zero children, zero ex-wives, a steady job and a winning smile, so he has to fabricate a talking point. </div>
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Kaitlyn is quick to extinguish Ben's fake concerns.<br />
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Kaitlyn invited Shawn to this rendezvous because, as she puts it, "I feel compelled to be honest with him and tell him what happened with Nick"<br />
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"I've been operating under the impression that she values what I'm saying and that she trusts what I'm saying. I feel like if she did trust me, then He [Nick] wouldn't be here." I took one semester of Logic in college so I feel qualified to explain why this makes no sense. I value your opinion and trust you when you say you don't like cheddar cheese. But I am not you. I happen to like cheddar cheese. Your opinion of cheddar is irrelevant to my cheesy cravings, therefore, I will continue to eat cheddar cheese, and Kaitlyn will continue to see The Other Guy. </div>
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"I'm heading into tonight wanting to want a rose. There are a lot of questions that need to be answered before I can accept this rose," Shawn says, but he never gets the chance to ask those likely inappropriate questions because Chris Harrison waltzes in and announces that there will be no cocktail party.<br />
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"I think I'm here to explore other relationships... you need to let me figure out things for myself... you have to trust me, and I just don't think you do," Kaitlyn says. But then he still gets a rose?</div>
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After some pew snuggling, they head to a pub for some heavy drinking. </div>
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They make friends with some locals and laugh at their accents. Tell me more aBOAT that, Kaitlyn.<br />
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And Nick answers the age-old question, what's more important? A shirt or bracelets?</div>
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"I'm falling in love with you," she says cautiously, not wanting to anger the demons that have taken over his body and made him sad and bloated.</div>
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This is the look every partner gives their menstruating loved one. It's the look that says, "You're acting crazy, but I can't tell you that because you'll murder me."</div>
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Smart thinking, K-dawg.</div>
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"I feel happy aBOAT him," Kaitlyn says. If she and Joe, who has a deep Kentucky accent, were to procreate, I would love to hear how their children speak. </div>
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"I'm so exhausted mentally, physically...I haven't been able to eat" yeah, that sounds right. It's THE WORST, isn't it?</div>
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"Jared, you wanna hop in with me?" Kaitlyn asks. </div>
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Not <i><u>pronoun</u> </i>gets <i><u>infinitive</u> </i>a <i><u>noun</u> </i>where they're <i><u>verb</u> </i>the <i><u>landmark</u> </i>with the <i><u>noun</u> </i>they're <i><u>verb</u> </i>in <i><u>noun</u> </i>with. </div>
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But Kaitlyn always feels good after spending time with Jared. She can totally see him as her husband. </div>
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The Godfather of Love is here to mix things up. Everything is about to change, forever, on this, the most dramatic episode of The Bachelorette, since the dawn of time, since dinosaurs roamed the earth, before the earth even was, when we were all just particles in the universe.</div>
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But actually it's a total let-down. "You've already had 'off-camera time' [WINK] with some of these men," he says, then explains that he wants to change everything and do the fantasy suites next week, and get the boom-chica-bow-wow in before she meets the families. </div>
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"The point is, everybody will have had 'off-camera time' with you," he says, and Kaitlyn thinks,</div>
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You can't just go changing the rules like that. You'll upset the 34 year old men wearing bracelets. </div>
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So Cupcake meets Kaitlyn at the castle she has all to herself.</div>
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"I really wish that you could be in my life, Kaitlyn."<br />
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"Kaitlyn is shallow. I just don't think she's nearly as complex as I am. I'm too deep a thinker, I'm too self aware, I'm very different than every single person that is here."<br />
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"I went to Princeton...and that's what I have to offer. I'm an interesting guy...I'm not lame like the other guys."<br />
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"I'm way glad to be out of there. I've missed having conversations with people about life rather than about sex. I'm tired of talking about farts and peoples' bowel movements. I'm being punished for being an intellectual. They don't teach cheesy movie quotes at Princeton."<br />
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"Seeing how badly Kaitlyn's been at The Bachelorette, I feel like I know what it takes to be the Bachelor. I feel like I am destined to be The Bachelor and destined to find love on this show. I feel like if I became The Bachelor, they would come out of the word works, man. They'd be like, oh ****, I want to date that guy. He's so deep." </div>
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"Oh man. I need to have some sex."<br />
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Did he get Proust to write that for him? It was so deep I could barely comprehend his statement.<br />
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1. Ending the monologue wherein you've tried to convince the world that you are morally and intellectually superior with "I need to have some sex" is probably not as effective as you might hope.<br />
2. Would Cheesy Movie Quotes not be an appealing major for Princetonians? I would for sure sign up for You Had Me At Hello 101. But maybe that's why your school wouldn't want me.<br />
3. Your alma mater is not what you have to offer. There's really no need to mention it five times in four minutes.<br />
4. I don't think "too self-aware" means what you think it means.<br />
5. Have you watched any season of The Bachelor? Ever?<br />
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Kaitlyn is feeling a little wounded and sad, alone on her balcony couch, when who should pop up to say hello,<br />
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"It's a different battle of survival," says Joshua, comparing Texas' fight for independence that led to the death of many men, to this reality television show elimination. </div>
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"There's a reason they call Texas the wild west because things have really gotten out of hand. We had a lot of drama that blew up at the cocktail party, leaving Kaitlyn feeling hurt, feeling like people don't trust her, " Cupcake says, and the Tourism Board of Texas hands him a hundred dollar bill, probably. </div>
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"Do you want to go back to my hotel and hang out for a bit?," Kaitlyn asks.</div>
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So yesterday one of my children pressed something on our remote and turned on closed captioning on our TV. And since only Stephen Hawking himself would be able to determine how to turn the closed captioning off, I watched this next bit with the closed captioning on.</div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">And Kaitlyn is falling fast and far into the morning after spiral of regret so many have felt before.</span><br />
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"Nine fine men in Dublin she met</div>
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Because women in this modern age need just a few things to survive. Oxygen, photos of small children, photos of fluffy animals, and food. I've personally posted two Instagrams of my offspring just today. And I took a few snaps of my dog. For good measure.</div>
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Well played, sir.</div>
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Have you seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? His face here looks a lot like Jack Nicholson's at the end of that movie.</div>
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"I looked for that validation and I didn't get it tonight," Shawn says.<br />
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THE CRANBERRIES. Not one of those run of the mill, flash in the pan, washed up acts we're so used to having to search on google when they appear on this show. THE FREAKING CRANBERRIES. </div>
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HEY, YOU TWO. Show some respect. The Cranberries are playing.<br />
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So that's it. Show's over. The crew packs up and goes home. JJ calls Clint. Cupcake lands a permanent role in Aladdin as Silent Guy in Corner. Nick auditions for the next season of The Bachelorette. Ben H. gets older. Joe travels the world. Jared shaves. Tanner becomes The Bachelor. Ben Z.'s mom is still dead. Shawn goes home to his dog. He spends some time grieving, but eventually realizes that there are other fish in the sea, and that really, a television show is not the ideal place to fall in love. Then, one day, while picking up milk and dog bones at the grocery store, he meets a beautiful, kind woman, and asks her out. They date for a year, then marry and settle down in the countryside with their three children. Shawn never looks back.</div>
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Nick makes the mistake of calling Kaitlyn a "cool chick."</div>
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"Is she a cool chick or an amazing woman?" Josh demands to know. </div>
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A very cold Kaitlyn, mentally cursing the producers for making her take dramatic pauses between names, finally has just one rose left. </div>
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Ben H. has a bit of trouble deciding what to wear.<br />
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He and Kaitlyn drive this car<br />
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The show gives an incredibly nuanced depiction of the town and the people in it. </div>
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" It's full of the most authentic, true, honky tonk Texas folk," Kaitlyn says. </div>
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One of those authentic, true, honky tonk Texas folk is Betty Jo.<br />
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Betty Jo has been dancing the two-step for at least 50 years.<br />
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Betty Jo and the other dancers offer their best love advice.<br />
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You won't believe this, but relationships are a lot like dancing. Another mind-blowing analogy.<br />
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She tries to give him a mohawk but "the buzzers die."</div>
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The thing is, when your hair sucks, everything else sucks too. Have you ever had a good day on a bad hair day? Of course not. So Josh is having a really bad day. And he just can't take it anymore. So he cracks and says to Nick, "I'm just having a helluva time trusting you."</div>
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she declares, "Shawn is the guy that I gave the first impression rose to and he's the guy I can't wait to give other roses to and he could be the guy that I give my final rose to." I can forgive her for ending that sentence with a proposition. She has a lot on her mind. </div>
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Like, "Against all of my logic, Kaitlyn doesn't want someone like me and it's just making me look bad for trying. I don't understand why Kaitlyn wouldn't want a Princeton graduate, former model, that defied death and has been around the world a couple of times. I have a good job, good education, charisma, brains, looks. If that wasn't impressive enough, then I don't know what else is impressive here." </div>
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"I could be The Bachelor. I think I am a very eligible bachelor in this country and in this world," Ian says. I'll be honest, I would watch that. But I watch <i>Bachelor in Paradise </i>so television program discernment has never really been my thing.<br />
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"I feel like everyone is kind of on vacation from life. For me, this isn't a vacation. I came here for love. And I came here to find a wife. And it's really difficult for me hanging around a group of guys who are just making fart jokes, and poop jokes. That's what works for you but that's not what works for me," Ian says.<br />
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Then he continues, "I came here expecting to meet the girl who had her heart broken and was devastated by Chris Soules, not the girl who wanted to get her field plowed. I feel like you are here to make out with a bunch of guys on TV... I really see you as a surface level person at this stage. I wonder if you're really that shallow because I don't see anything beyond the surface."<br />
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"My gut was telling me Clint wasn't my husband," Kaitlyn explains. Sounds like someone needs some Activia. </div>
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"You have no idea how hard this is for me, man," JJ says as he shakes Thor's hand goodbye. The soft, loving hands of the man he has so swiftly betrayed. </div>
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Nope, it's not tupperware or hygiene related. It's Fresh, as in Doug E.<br />
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He's a rapper. It's a rap battle. Because on this show "group date" is synonymous with "an exercise in total humiliation."</div>
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The men choose their sparing partners and the matches are as follows:</div>
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"I've literally listened to zero rap in my entire life. I listen to Broadway show tunes religiously," JJ says. Infer from that what you will.<br />
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"It's Nick!" Kaitlyn exclaims from a broom closet. </div>
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The two have briefly communicated via social media, and Nick decided he couldn't let her get engaged without seeing her first.<br />
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But Kaitlyn can't help it that she's so popular. </div>
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This is ridiculous, Kaitlyn. Ben H. wants to date you. Ryan Gosling's better dressed brother wants to date you. You really want to jeopardize that?</div>
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"I think I would regret if I let you go," Kaitlyn says.<br />
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They dine in the empty museum.<br />
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"Sometimes it's hard to believe </div>
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Shawn wonders if he's on Candid Camera.<br />
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The group invited to the date show up on Broadway, </div>
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Kaitlyn and one lucky suitor will be "performing" in tonight's presentation.<br />
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So they train with Dance Captain Michael Mindlin, </div>
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I'm just not sure why this guy is on a show trying to date a woman. </div>
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He already knows all the words to <i>I Can Show You The World </i>because he's sung this song before. In the shower. And in the car.<br />
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Cupcake gets the part. </div>
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How many straight men do you know who stand like that?</div>
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Their performance consists of walking on stage, standing for three seconds,<br />
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First, before we relive the magnificent terror that was last night's episode of The Bachelorette, a moment of silence for the sad news from Bachelor Nation this week. To absolutely no one's surprise, these two have called quits on their engagement. If these kids can't make it, who can?</div>
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Literally anyone. Any other couple in the world. Charles Manson and his fiancee were engaged longer than Chris and Whitney. </div>
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The house is in chaos after Kupah's shenanigans. The rest of the cocktail party is canceled so it's time for the Rose Ceremony. </div>
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Tony really needs a rose to make it worth his "investment".<br />
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His investment being, as he explains, stepping away from his dog and his bonsai tree. All the things he loves in this world. </div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">"I'm here to make a statement. I see the world through the eyes of a child. I'm here to make the people at home think about what it is they really want," Tony says. </span><span style="text-align: center;">I can't speak for the entire audience of people at home, but I for one really want Tony for Bachelor.</span></div>
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Eventually Kaitlyn hands out all the roses but one, and it will go either to Tony, or this guy:</div>
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He explains, "I want to be on this group date. I really love Japanese culture. I love sushi..." end of list.</div>
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and I'm wondering who is eating all those tomatoes and yams in the background? Is someone making a tomato yam salad for a potluck or something? I'm going to get really real with you right now and tell you that a tomato yam salad just doesn't sound great. Like it would take a lot of seasoning to make that work. A tomato basil salad? Sure. Tomato cucumber? I'm right there with you. Tomato yam though? I'm sorry, I'm just not seeing it. But hey. I've been wrong before. </div>
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"I would have much rather go on something peaceful and loving, because that's who I am, he says." </div>
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"I'm here for you, Kaitlyn. I really am. And I want to be here. I want to show you the multiple sides of me," he adds, and then the cameraman shows us one of those multiple sides. </div>
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"I view the world through the eyes of a child. I have the heart of a warrior and the spirit of a gypsy. I want you to see all those many sides of me. But can we not just do something fun? I mean how come it always has to be around aggression?" </div>
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Katilyn finds Tony and he launches into another nonsensical monologue. "I really am here for the right reasons, Kaitlyn. I have worked very hard in my...in my...advancement. Emotionally. And spiritually. And physically. And I can't find happiness by reverting back to my primal instincts."</div>
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"I have a lot to offer. And I just want the opportunity to show that. I'm here. And I still want to be here. But I want you to see the real me. The man that I am and the man that I'm capable of...being. And the strength that I truly have."</div>
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First in the ring is JJ. Kaitlyn has been checking out JJ's derriere all day, according to JJ. It's more likely that she's been trying to determine what JJ was on when he got that shoulder tattoo.<br />
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"Why can't we go to the zoo? You know? Seriously! Can we go to the ***** zoo?! And like, you know, imitate animals? Who makes the best elephant noise?" Actually, I'm with him on that one. I would watch that. </div>
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"I am here for love. And I know that she is too. But love can only be real when it's shared. I've done everything that I could possible do. More than any one of these other guys. But I won't do it anymore. I don't want to be a part of this. I'm not a quitter. I'm walking away on my terms."</div>
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Sheawn gets the rose because they're meant for each other and this entire season is just a lead up to their forever happiness.<br />
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Thor snubs Kaitlyn by not requesting any alone time and not so much as glancing in her direction.<br />
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"I'm coming to the realization that Kaitlyn is probably not the right girl for me. I'm under no false pretenses that this is working out. But there's still some relationships with these guys that I'm really enjoying...JJ in particular. He's got a lot of levels and he is a sweetheart. He's a good dude."</div>
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Kaitlyn and Ben Z take a limo ride to a creepy warehouse where Chris Harrison waits for them in the dark. I think we've all had that nightmare.<br />
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An announcement sounds through the room, "45 minutes until gas is emitted," meaning K and B have 45 minutes to enter the correct password and escape The Basement.<br />
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They battle snakes to get to the final clue.<br />
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"Just a reminder, my mom is still dead," Ben says. Essentially.<br />
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"What these guys don't know is I'm actually pranking them, and they're being asked questions by a bunch of child actors." </div>
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The weird thing is that she never actually tells the men this is a prank. She lets them believe that their presentations are the actual first time these youths have had "the talk." And she just watches them fumble. </div>
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As you can imagine, most of the dudes struggle.</div>
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But not Ben H. Last night every women in America fell in love with Ben H. </div>
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I mean to start, look at him.</div>
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He explains reproduction like he's explained it a million times before.<br />
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kisses her,</div>
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KISSES her,</div>
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and all around crushes it.<br />
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Katilyn takes Loveman to her hotel room for some kissing. </div>
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"Of all the guys, this one is a man," Kaitlyn says. <br />
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Meanwhile, back at the Bro Brothel, there have been some interesting developments between Thor and The Turd. <br />
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They eat all their meals together,<br />
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spend all their time together,</div>
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"I never thought that I would meet someone like that here, Thor says. We've grown very close. Almost too close. The possibility of coming onto The Bachelorette and falling in love with a man never crossed my mind. But I believe in the process and at this point I'm a success story."<br />
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So now Thor has a bit of a situation. It's kind of taboo to stay on The Bachelorette if you aren't actually into the bachelorette. But Thor wants to be with The Turd, therefore, Thor needs a rose.<br />
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"Now we're dealing with tattle tale little b****** because the crew of irrelevant characters in the house is tense and really really nervous. Honestly, they're just lemmings. And one by one they walk right off the cliff [long pause] Because I'm chasing them."<br />
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Until then, if you can't get enough Bachelorette recaps, and honestly, who can? There are some hilarious writers who are fighting the good fight alongside me:</div>
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David Jacoby at Grantland writes <a href="http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/lowbrow-highlights-hook-up-theories-and-concussion-drama-on-the-bachelorette/"><b>Lowbrow Highlights</b></a>, and I actually avoid reading his recaps during the season so I don't inadvertently steal his jokes. Because they're good. Real good.</div>
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<a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/a37522/cringe-worthy-moments-from-the-bachelor-finale/"><b>The Fug Girls' recap of last season's finale</b></a> is one of the best pieces of literature I've ever </div>
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Andrea at <b><a href="http://andrealebeau.blogspot.com/">Andrea LeBeau</a> </b>does what I do, just more concisely, you know, if you don't have four hours to read one blog post.</div>
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This week on The Bachelorette, a lot of men wear necklaces. Necklaces* that look like they were made during craft hour at the mansion.</div>
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But this one is one step away from a macaroni or froot loop strand made in preschool:</div>
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She's just finished wiping tears away when singer/songwriter Brady knocks on the door.</div>
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The two embrace and the Britt-voters watching at home wonder why they didn't think to go after her. Brady may be the world's worst musician, but he's the smartest dude this season. </div>
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The date <strike>the producers</strike> Kaitlyn has planned includes a cult initiation.</div>
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Wait. No. It's boxing. Sorry, I got confused with the fancy cinematography. Which iMovie filter is that?</div>
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Joining Kaitlyn and the fellas is Laila Ali, undefeated boxing champ, daughter of Muhammad Ali, and way too good for this show. </div>
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"Boxing is kind of like relationships," she explains. "It takes focus, discipline, commitment...face punching." I may have added that last part.</div>
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Most of them abandon all hopes of learning to box and instead flirt with the girl they're hoping to escort to a Fantasy Suite. </div>
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"You guys look good for that short amount of time," Laila says, then makes this face at the camera:</div>
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Kaitlyn: I love to cook.</div>
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Tony is a pacifist. He's also drunk. And so he makes a drunk, pacifist proclamation. "The boxing date was a complete joke. The foundation that I want to establish my relationship forever on does not start with me beating your a**. It's always a competition but it should never lead to actual fisticuffs. You should never have to fight for attention. Love is selfless and love is given. It's not something that you fight for. I've got a lot of love in my heart, bro." </div>
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He pauses to put on a shirt, then continues. "It seems that no one is paying attention to the reason why we're here. It's for love. Love is about being present. Love is about discussion. Love is about possibilities and ideas and dreams. Love is as perennial as the grass." Yeah. Grass. Right, Tony? Like, puff puff pass? Marijuana joke.</div>
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"JJ's a sweetheart. He's just missing like, charisma, and humility, and a sense of humor. But other than that, basically you should hire him as the next bachelor," Amy says. "Maybe when he sees the show he'll reflect on himself a little bit and not be such a turd." I wouldn't put too much on that bet. </div>
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"Let me tell you that this is definitely an experience just to be up here on stage uh it really warms my heart. I stand here humble and thank you for the opportunity. I basically feel capable of anything. I'm mostly serious most of the time, I'm a very deep, in-tune guy, in touch with my emotions and very sensitive. So I'm just glad to have this opportunity to explore the lighter side of me. Each experience is a learning lesson for all of us. We're all here for a reason and basically want to make the most of it. So let's hear it for the next contestant!"</div>
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"I've determined that you are like a combination lock as opposed to a key turn. A little this way, a little this way, a little bit this way, then once you figure out that combination the door opens and there is gold inside," he tells her.</div>
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"I'm feeling smugness, wrapped inside of cockiness, wrapped inside of confidence." Smugness wrapped inside of cockiness wrapped inside of confidence is my favorite Taco Bell burrito.</div>
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<i>*Thanks to readers who are smarter than I am, I now realize that the necklaces are actually microphones. It makes sense. But they're still ugly, right?</i></div>
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"The men have voted. And they have voted for one woman. One woman to continue on the journey to find love. A journey that will be long. Just like this lead up."</div>
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It's a job that requires lots of hugging and only a minimal understanding of basic grammar. When Kaitlyn asks how Britt reacted, Chris says, "She took it really good." Well, Chris. Well. </div>
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"My life, my future, my daughter, is woven out of what happens tonight," JJ says. Take it down a notch, bud. You're here and this entire shows exists so advertisers can sell yogurt and whitening toothpaste to the women watching at home. </div>
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All in all this episode felt like an afterthought to Monday's premiere. But did you see the previews for the season? Holy Harrison it's going to be a doozy. Nick. Pre-fantasy suite relations. Amy Schumer. Men crying. I can't wait to share this journey with Kaitlyn and twenty dudes and all of you. </div>
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Well it appears that I was not the only internet user who had some objections to the proposed Let The Men Choose plan for this season of The Bachelorette. America has been so angry for the past couple of months that Chris Harrison decided to talk us all down with a pre-premiere speech. </div>
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"Change is never easy," he explains. "But the men were so divided on which girl they preferred that we didn't think it was fair to choose The Bachelorette for them. Sure, we've never let the women have any say in who The Bachelor will be and we've made them hitch their wagons to slime balls like Juan Pablo and the guy who looked like Francine from Arthur, but those are women. Their opinions don't matter. Men though. Men should always have a choice. So shut up and watch." I'm paraphrasing, but that was pretty much the gist of it.</div>
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So the plan moves forward and the girls take their limo rides to Bachelor HQ, hoping it's been thoroughly sanitized since last season. </div>
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"My nerves are out of controoooooooool," Kaitlyn says.</div>
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"I'm ready to meet my husband," Britt says then breaks into song and birds and deer from the forrest magically appear at her side as she sings about finding her prince, probably. </div>
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The women are ready to meet the men. But they'll have to wait cause we, the viewers, get to meet a few of them first. </div>
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Jonathan either plays guitar or wants you to believe he plays guitar. He's also wearing more jewelery in this one screen shot than I've worn in years. </div>
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Jonathan has a son who is his everything. Jonathan needs to find a woman to love and nurture the young one. No pressure, Brittlyn.</div>
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Jonathan declares his allegiance to #teambritt</div>
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Joe considers himself to be a southern gentleman. </div>
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In his spare time Joe likes to lean against walls. </div>
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Joe is #teamkaitlyn</div>
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Josh is currently studying for the bar exam.</div>
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Until he passes the bar and starts work at a law firm, he needs to earn an income. So he's chosen the noblest of professions.</div>
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Making the ladies happy.</div>
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"Even though I'm surrounded by women all the time, I have been unable to find one I can see having a future with." Yes. It's strange that you haven't made a lasting connection with any of the women stuffing singles in your briefs.</div>
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Brady fancies himself a musician. </div>
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"I've always had melodies inside me," he says and then mimics the noise a raccoon would make if it were hit by a car. It's just awful.</div>
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Joshua is a small town country boy searching for love. Why does that sound so familiar?</div>
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"Dating in Kuna is tough. There are just no a lot of options," Josh says, and I hope cow number 415 is not watching at home because her feelings will probably be hurt. </div>
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Chris Soules The Second is #teamkaitlyn and he welded her this rose. Which is actually pretty impressive.</div>
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But then he was hit in a car and left for dead, emerging from a coma days later only to be told he'd never run again. But look at him now!</div>
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"Knock knock"<br />
"Who's there?"<br />
"2 Bachelorettes!"<br />
"2 Bachelorettes who?"<br />
"That's the joke!"<br />
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The next seventeen hours are spent making small talk on patio furniture.<br />
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Soon the triceratops jockey himself tells the bros it's time to exercise their male privilege and cast their votes for the woman who will go on to fame and fortune and the woman who will have to go home and pray for an invitation to appear on Bachelor in Paradise. </div>
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Inside intel: producers have the Bachelor and the ladies do hours worth of B-roll footage. Just walk around, stare at nothing, look pensive, etc. What's my inside intel? I'm definitely NOT reading a juicy tell-all "written" by a past contestant. I would NEVER pick up smut like Courtney Robertson's <i>I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends.</i> OKAY FINE. I'm 150 pages in. And it's awesome. </div>
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"Look cold and strong, Chris. You are legend. You are alone in the world. Just you and your corn."</div>
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"I am dating two extremely awesome girls and I feel like I'm falling in love with both of them," Chris narrates.<br />
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"Becca is athletic, and she's...has...I dunno...she kinda....she's also very grounded...and very....um....someone who grounds me...I think...not that I'm not grounded, but...she's....she has certain qualities that are...different?...but pretty cool."</div>
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"Moving to Arlington is going to be an adjustment, but I love him, so I think for me that just means I'm going to have a lot of babies" Whitney says after saying goodbye to Chris. </div>
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And for good measure, they put some dead cornstalks next to more candles. I guess you could say Chris has a <i>burning</i> passion. Actually, no, you couldn't say that. Cardboard has more passion than Prince Farming. </div>
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Chris laments, "It hurts to have to make this decision. Right now I'm devastated. I'm breaking up with someone who I feel like I was falling in love with. This is a decision I don't even want to make." Totally how you should feel before committing to someone for forever.<br />
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Back to Chris Harrison for the After the Final Rose Special.</div>
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Then invites Becca on stage. She's never looked better, and there's never been a more mutual breakup in the thirteen years of Bachelor history.</div>
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It's time to announce the next Bachelorette. Chris Harrison says Bachelor Nation is divided on who it should be.</div>
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"Should it be Britt?" he asks, and is answered with a smattering of applause.</div>
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"Or should it be Katilyn?" he says, and the applause grows louder.</div>
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How is this going to work? How can two women share 25 men?</div>
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"The 25 men on the first night, they will have the ultimate say on who they think would make the best wife," Chris explains. </div>
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"I want nothing more than to have clarity at the end of the week as to who could potentially be my wife," Chris narrates. And nothing provides more clarity than sleeping with three different women on three consecutive days, right? Right. The amazing thing is, as juicy as this horribly irresponsible and morally reprehensible episode should be, it manages to be two of the dullest hours ever to air on broadcast television. </div>
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"That was the most humiliating moment of my whole freaking life," she tells the limo cam. If I were sitting next to her, I would tell her about the time in third grade that I stood up to give a book report and passed gas loud enough for the whole class to hear. Just to make her feel better and realize that on the humiliation scale, making it to the top three on The Bachelor really isn't so bad. </div>
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And Chris has completely run out of things to do. So his date with Becca includes sitting on a couch, talking about feelings.</div>
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Trying to recover from her humiliating word vomit from the night before, Britt tells the other girls that she has packed her bags and will leave tomorrow before the rose ceremony. </div>
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The other girls treat this announcement like that of a five-year-old who has just told her parents that she's running away. </div>
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They all but say "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"</div>
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"My heart feels completely broken. I think I deserve someone who freaking loves me for all of me and freaking wants me. Why is it so hard to want me? I don't understand. What's wrong with me?" You thought signing up for The Bachelor was a sound life choice? That's what's wrong with you. </div>
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Becca appears to have lost a bet and now has to wear this shirt.</div>
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"Becca is not an intimate person by any means," she tells him. What she's trying to say is that Becca is a virgin, but Chris isn't getting it.</div>
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"It's hard for me to talk about. I do get judged a lot." Okay. Look. If Jade had like, a facial deformity, or a stutter, or something else she couldn't help, she would have my sympathy for being judged. But she chose to take off her clothes and be photographed, and it feels like maybe she should have thought about potential judgment beforehand, and I really just don't feel bad for her. </div>
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Chris and the seven women he is currently dating have a nice chat about how great it is that he sent both Ashley I. and Kelsey home. The women are so proud of him, they tell him. Because this guy needs more of an ego-boost.</div>
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"We would probably fall in love if we had more time," She tells the Suburban-cam. Look, I don't think Chris is any sort of genius, but I do think the standards for his future wife include knowing that New Mexico is not actually part of Mexico, and being able to name all five senses. But let's just let Megan believe time was the issue.</div>
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but the others aren't even faking it anymore. Maybe it's not the best idea to all be in the same room when the man you all want sends love notes to just one of you?</div>
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Then he tells her they will spend the day taking their own photos around the city. Whitney has this super irritating habit of over-reacting. Chris could tell her something as meaningless as "we're having tunafish for lunch" and she would scream with delight and clap and say, "TUNA IS MY VERY FAVORITE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" She's the Anne Hathaway of Bachelor contestants.</div>
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"Hey Britt, tomorrow you're going down. The only thing you'll be left with is your rose-colored lipstick because I am getting the rose," Carly says to her hand.</div>
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Then, the weirdest thing I've ever seen on this show happens. There's a shot of a full moon with A WOMAN'S FACE ON IT. Whose? Why? How? What is the show trying to tell us?</div>
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Chris tells his friends to get lost so he can spend more time with Whitney. She wastes no time sharing her tragic story of her mother dying. Because you can't be on this show unless you have a tragic story to share.</div>
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It's like someone stenciled clip art search results for "couple" onto the opening credits of Saved by the Bell. But Whitney goes full Hathaway and can hardly contain her excitement, whether it's real or faked. </div>
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"Sometimes I regret posing nude," Jade tells the producers.</div>
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"I want the one-on-one because I feel like I've earned it. I've worked so hard and gone through a lot to be here." says Kelsey. I have some questions. I get that she's been through a lot. I mean, her husband <i>died</i>. That's super rough. But she says she's gone through a lot to<i> be here</i>, on a reality television program where women routinely forget to wear shirts. What exactly is the hard work you put into that? </div>
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"I get it. I am blessed with eloquence and I'm articulate and I use a lot of big words because I'm smart. I didn't go through all this ****, death of a spouse, loss in numerous, numerous ways to be ganged up on by some girls in the house. I didn't go on this show to be defeated and allow my emotions to get the best of me, or to lose sight of my ultimate dream...I came here to win it." She's just a real treat of a person. </div>
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"[Ashley]'s a Kardashian who didn't get to go on her princess date, who has way too much makeup on." Not the burniest insults ever, but we get it. You're mad. </div>
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"I'm 28 years old, I was married, I lost the love of my life, I am a woman," Kelsey declares, reminding us for the 184th time in the past hour that she has a dead husband.</div>
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"I just don't know if it's there between us," he tells Kelsey, then walks away leaving her alone on the bed built for three as he boards the helicopter and flies away. It's just like the end of Jurassic Park. The T-Rex and Raptor are left to destroy each other. </div>
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"My story is amazing. It's tragic. And it's inspiring. And it's beautiful. I am immeasurably blessed," she says. I dunno. I just don't think you should call the death of your husband inspiring and beautiful?</div>
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"I'm going to be okay. I lost before and I survived," she says, comparing losing her spouse to getting kicked off a game show. </div>
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I had a baby and would rather nap than write a recap for this week. But I hope to be back at it for week 6. See you then.Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15570909007791936742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-459281433589736821.post-82122502609644507772015-01-27T20:54:00.002-08:002015-01-28T08:42:29.975-08:00The Bachelor Week 4: I hope that resonates within your mind tonight<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Has this girl been here the whole time?</div>
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"Let's do what feels natural," it reads.</div>
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"Natural" is not a word the girls of The Bachelor are particularly comfortable with.</div>
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"I'm a camping virgin, and I'm also a virgin camping!" she says. I wonder if she takes the chance to make similar quips everywhere she goes. Like at the bank. To her fellow customers. "Hey everybody! I'm a virgin! And I'm banking! I'm a banking virgin! Wait, no I'm not, I've had a checking account for years. The important thing is to know that I'm a virgin. Are you surprised? Okay, thanks for your attention everybody!"</div>
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"Jillian should be wearing a tuxedo and not a dress. She's a **** dude."</div>
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"I feel like I'm more on the take end of the conversation so far," Chris tells the cameras. "When Jillian is talking, I become very confused because the words come much faster than my mind can process." It's funny how he manages to insult himself while insulting Jillian.<br />
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Single mom with the tragic story Juelia, who Chris acts totally broken up about sending home, but claims it is the right thing to do because, "I knew she needed to be home with her daughter". Meanwhile Mackenzie, the woman who constantly expects aliens to abduct and probe her, has probably left Kale with the dog and Chris doesn't seem too concerned about HIS welfare. </div>
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"I feel nothing. I'm actually not upset at all. I am who I am. I'm not worried about me.I'm not worried about me at all," she says, then hoots like an owl. Bless her.<br />
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<br />Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15570909007791936742noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-459281433589736821.post-30602338190833462592015-01-21T11:26:00.002-08:002015-01-21T18:33:54.162-08:00The Bachelor Week 3: Salute Your ShortsWell that was stupid.<br />
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Jimmy Kimmel steps in for Chris Harrison this week, which would be an improvement had his screen time exceeded five minutes.<br />
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So Chris and Kaitlyn, the woman formerly known as Miley, take a limo ride to what they assume will be a swanky LA hot spot.<br />
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While I applaud Mr. Kimmel's attempt to make a Bachelor couple "do normal couple things," a limo ride, a camera crew, and unlimited funds do not a normal outing make. A real test of the relationship would be sending them into Home Depot to pick out a paint color for the living room and a new toilet seat for the master bath with a budget of $50.00, sans cameras. See who comes out alive. </div>
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As it is, Chris and Kaitlyn treat the emptiest Costco I've ever seen like a a romantic rendezvous and end up making out in an inflatable ball. Obviously.<br />
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They head back to Chris's place and spend a lot of energy telling each other how great of a time they had not picnicking in a hot air balloon or meeting Beyonce or whatever a standard Bachelor date might involve.<br />
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"Who the hell needs helicopters when you have Costco?" Chris says through gritted teeth.<br />
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Then they run out of great things to say about Costco and get to the second of what has to be a record number of kisses in one Bachelor episode.<br />
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In preparation for the group date, Jillian hits the gym and Jillian's backside hits our eyeballs.<br />
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Far be it from me to judge another woman on her wardrobe choices. But. If part of your anatomy has to be censored EVERY TIME your body appears on REALITY TELEVISION, it might be time to consider investing in bigger shorts.<br />
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Which is perhaps why the activity planned for the girls is titled "The Hoe Down Throw Down."<br />
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Feeling confident after her Hoe Down Throw Down victory, Carly decides her next conquest will be Chris's lips.<br />
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"You are a man, and I am a woman, and I just want to take advantage," she says that evening, then leans in for the kill.<br />
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Becca, who shares a picturesque moment with Chris away from the other women, informs him that though she would like to kiss him, she feels it's too soon.<br />
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AND GUESS WHO GETS THE ROSE. Someday when my daughter is of age I will show her this footage and have her repeat the mantra "She who holds out, hold the rose." </div>
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The next day Jimmy Kimmel announces that there will be no cocktail party before the rose ceremony, but a pool party instead. He says the girls have one hour to prepare. For a pool party. Judging by the girls' reactions, there are a lot of people in the world who need more than an hour to put on a bathing suit. Ashley I. complains that she doesn't have sufficient time to turn full Kardashian. For a pool party.<br />
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Last we left Chris and the ladies he rosed, Kimberly had walked back inside, hoping for another <strike>fifteen minutes on screen </strike> chance at love.<br />
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Just when it looks like she might be sent packing for insulting his face and possibly admitting to having seen extraterrestrials, she whips out the "I'm really nervous to tell you this but I have a son and he's adorable and being a single mom is hard." Chris says he thinks it's awesome that she has a child. Chris thinks "Dang. Now I have to keep her around. America will hate me if I don't."<br />
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Back at Camp Desperation, Megan receives a date card. But she doesn't understand that it's a date card. "Isn't this just a love note?" she asks. To be fair, she did repeatedly bang her head against multiple hard surfaces and is most likely still recovering.<br />
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"The butterflies are colorful and smiling and fluttering all over the place" says Megan of her feelings toward Chris. So I guess she's still recovering.<br />
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If I received a date invitation that read "Til death do us part" I would immediately call the police and check my home for dismembered body parts. But these girls all pile into a limo that is driven to a seemingly abandoned warehouse and are soon bombarded with creatures that look like this:<br />
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But don't worry. Chris saves them. It is not as hilarious as Kelsey would have you believe with her retelling.<br />
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Chris announces that the group will he hunting zombies with paintball guns. It is at this point that Ashley S. starts to speak and this episode goes from fine to really excellent.<br />
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"I feel like I am in the...like...Mesa Verde." If you have any idea what Mesa Verde has to do with a zombie hunt I would love to hear it. </div>
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When asks if she shot someone with a paintball, Ashley S. says, "I would never shoot a person. Ever." The more she says it, the less I believe it.<br />
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"People watch the show and see some crazy people here and think is that staged? Is she an actress? Is she really that crazy? And I am here to tell everybody that Ashley is a full-blown crazy girl on The Bachelor."</div>
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We see a few different flavors of crazy on The Bach. There's manipulative crazy, entitled crazy, doesn't play well with others crazy, etc. But it's a rare treat when we get legitimate, wack-a-doodle nuts. Let's enjoy it for as long as they make Chris keep Ashley S. around. </div>
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"Obviously I hope Chris is that guy, but I need my opportunity and my time to rise to the top," she says, demonstrating a very healthy take on relationships.<br />
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She wastes zero time getting the ol' ball rolling on seduction and has Chris rub her belly button ring. Really.<br />
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Did you sit down last night expecting a two hour premiere, only to hit the end of hour 2 and realize we were nowhere close to a rose ceremony? Me too. I should have known when Chris Harrison promised us A Bachelor Premiere Like We've Never Seen Before, he meant it would be a whole sixty minutes longer than any Bachelor premiere we've seen before.<br />
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There's a quick break for some more red carpet shenanigans. We learn that Nikki and Juan Pablo broke up and that Chris Harrison has appointed himself family planner for all Bachelor couples and insists on calling their offspring "Bachelor babies." Yikes.<br />
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Then it's back to the action for a spotlight of the women the producers have deemed most likely to win/craziest.<br />
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Britt is 27, lives in LA, and claims to be a waitress, but actually spends her day on the street trying to embrace strangers.<br />
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Amanda is 24, lives in Illinois with her mother because she does not like paying bills, and works as a ballet instructor.<br />
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This is the least crazy she looks the entire premiere.<br />
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She wonders why she isn't meeting the right guy, even though she starts every conversation with "Are you ready to make a baby?"<br />
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All you need to know about Mackenzie is that she has a son and she named him Kale. <i>Kale.</i><br />
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Hers is perhaps the cringiest of all these introduction videos. She makes airplane safety puns and hands out roses to very confused passengers.<br />
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I want this rose recipient to be the next Bachelor so bad I can hardly stand it:<br />
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Kelsey is 28, lives in Austin, works as a school counselor, and is a widow. It's sad.<br />
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But she's moving on with her life and she probably at this point made some sort of analogy about rowing forward but I wasn't really paying attention.<br />
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So then Chris arrives in LA and they really play up the Crocodile Dundy-ness of this small-town boy in a big city even though he spent 3 months in the very same city as a Bachelorette contestant not very long ago.<br />
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The promo shots are placed next to grown-in-studio corn because maybe you missed this, but Chris is a farmer from Iowa.<br />
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Oh man. I really hope the next Bachelor is a plumber.<br />
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Speaking of plumbing, due to ABC budget cuts, Chris is forced to shower outside. Or maybe the powers that be thought Iowa still doesn't have indoor plumbing and he'd be more comfortable showering like he does at home. <br />
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So now we're like fifteen hours into this premiere and we finally get to the limos full of women. The first to exit is Britt, aka Free Hugger, who hugs long and deep and then starts crying. This, surprisingly, does not prompt Chris to call security.<br />
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Then there's a handful of unremarkable introductions from the women who have someone in their lives who care about them enough to tell them to avoid out-of-limo-gimmicks.<br />
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Reegan is not so lucky, and pretends to give Chris a human heart because she's a donated tissue specialist. "It's just a joke," she clarifies, which is always the mark of a really great joke.<br />
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Miley Cyrus's doppelganger shows up, rounding out the number of women so far to 15.<br />
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Are there going to be more? They all wonder. But when no more limos arrive, the women commence the ever important ceremonious battle for one-on-one time.<br />
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These conversations last approximately 40 seconds before another girl walks up and asks if she can "steal him away" like a giant, psychological game of steal the flag.<br />
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Jade shows up wearing her costume from Striptease on Ice.<br />
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Chris makes a speech to his harem saying, "My wife is in this room," a statement that elicits "ahhhh"s from the ladies. It's an easy crowd. There's a 12 drink minimum.<br />
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"I wish I was a polygamist right now," he says, and I find myself really hoping the next Bachelor is in fact a polygamist.<br />
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Ashley S., for whatever reason, starts in on the crazy talk. She might be drunk. She might be legitimately crazy. Or...she might be hungry. There's no way any of these women had a decent meal before squeezing into those dresses, and it's been like 76 hours with a lot of alcohol and no food as far as I can tell, so honestly, I'm just impressed that Ashley S. is still standing.<br />
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"Every person you meet is like an onion. You cut them, but when you cut them, you peel them back. And what you do is you peel them back layer by layer," says Ashley, probably because she watched Shrek on her plane ride to LA.<br />
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Then she returns to the producers and spots some sort of vegetation growing in the distance. "That to me is an onion...it's blooming. Take a freaking look at this onion. That's a freaking onion. If it's a pomegranate then God bless it."<br />
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"It is a pomegranate. Wow. I feel powerful," she declares. As well she should.<br />
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<br />Meghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15570909007791936742noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-459281433589736821.post-7130237330660684942014-08-05T11:35:00.000-07:002014-08-05T11:35:00.631-07:00The Bachelorette Finale: JeanetteSorry for the delay, guys. I have lots of excuses, like my sister coming home after eighteen months away, my husband taking the bar exam, a reemergence of morning sickness, and Project Runway being on, but the truth is, I needed some distance from the finale to be not furious anymore. As hard as I try to remain cynical about this dumb dumb dumb show, inevitably by the end of every season I've become overly attached to one of the remaining men or women, and if they're not chosen... I don't handle it well. So it is with Nick. I know rooting for Nick puts me in something like a 5% minority, but I really think Andi messed up and I really think Nick should not be shamed for saying what he said in his final conversation with Andi. I guess I'm still furious. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's backup.<br />
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They call this a "live" Bachelorette Finale because Chris Harrison and a bunch of women in a studio audience watch the pre-recorded finale in real time. It's like watching your brother watch Power Rangers and calling that episode "live".<br />
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Andi says to Nick, "It's going to be alright. It is." Spoiler alert: this is a lie. But Nick believes her and relaxes enough for some light macking and gift giving. </div>
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Nick returned to the spot on the beach where he told Andi he loved her, gathered some sand in a vile, and made a necklace. I assume he's made duplicates and listed them on Etsy. </div>
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"Nick is basically everything I've been looking for in a man," Andi tells the cameras. Given the decision she's about to make, this is a really weird thing to say. </div>
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It's never a good sign when The Bachelor/Bachelorette shows up at your door the day of proposals. In the many years I've watched this program, it's only ever meant a dumping is about to ensue. Clearly, Nick knows this. Andi continues to smile. Get it together, woman. </div>
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"I woke up this morning and felt that something wasn't right," Andi tells Nick. She says that a life with him would be a life of overanalyzing everything. That on their date she just wanted to have a good time but he couldn't relax. So weird that Nick would have nerves THE DAY BEFORE POSSIBLY GETTING ENGAGED. </div>
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and eventually drives away in tears. You want to know what I think? Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway. I think Andi got scared. She says Nick is everything she's been looking for in a man, that she feels things with him she's never felt in her life, and that their relationship is one of passion. And that's terrifying, and she's tired of thinking, and she just wants to smile and not have to move from Atlanta and so she plays it safe. </div>
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"I was not in love with him," Andi answers. To which Nick says, "If you weren't in love with me, I'm not sure why you made love with me." Okay. Was this the best thing to say live in front of millions of people? Probably not. But let's keep in mind that Nick tried <i>twice </i>before this moment to talk with Andi in a more private setting. I don't know if Andi has ever been dumped, but she should know that dumpees have a tendency to say unpredictable and perhaps inappropriate statements in the name of finding closure. And are we really all pretending to not know what happens in the Fantasy Suite? Really? You thought they spent the night talking and playing Scrabble? Puh-lease. </div>
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For The Most Important Week Yet, Andi and co. travel to the Dominican Republic. But before getting down to business, Andi takes a quick minute to journal her thoughts on the three men still standing.<br />
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Dear Diary,<br />
This is Josh:<br />
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"Josh has a personality I think every girl is attracted to." Wrong. So wrong.<br />
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This is Chris:<br />
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She describes Chris as though he were a were a puppy "He is sweet, he's smart, he's light hearted and funny. Chris is so cute and charming"</div>
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She talks in length about their mental connection and his passion, then ultimately declares, "When he kisses, he kisses." Who's she going to choose? The adorable puppy or the passionate kisser? Only the next two hours will tell....<br />
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First up for The Most Important Date Yet: Nick.<br />
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"It's like that adult romance with Nick," Andi says, and I wonder if she knows what we're all assuming she means by "adult romance."</div>
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"I love what I know about you. I love that you're a serious girl who doesn't take herself so seriously. I love that you know what you want but you can go with the flow...I love that you're very confident and strong but vulnerable, and I love you, Andi. Like, I really love you."</div>
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Promptly after her night of, um...<i>talking</i> with Nick, Andi meets Josh for their Most Important Date Yet. Seems like that would be an awkward morning between Nick and Andi.<br />
"Hey sweetie, sorry I've got to leave so early. I just have an overnight date with another man today. Mind if I borrow your toothbrush?"<br />
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So. Nick got a day on a secluded beach. Josh got a charming walk around the city. Chris? Chris gets livestock.<br />
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Andi is clearly trying to sabotage any connection she may feel to this man. She even admits to not liking horses. And look, I get it. Three is too many men to try and juggle. But if you're going to purposely ruin your chances with anyone, make it the unemployed, loud guy with weird brother attachment issues. Not the gentlemanly farmer with a successful business and wonderful family.<br />
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In a last-ditch effort, Chris declares his love for Andi. She responds with this:<br />
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"Every part of me feels like I'm an idiot," she says. Little does she know that everyone in America feels like she's an idiot too.<br />
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Then, because Chirs is Chris, he say "I want your feelings to be for me, but if they're not, then I want to go home. It isn't meant to be. I'm lucky that you care for me enough to tell me." WHAT?! Who is dumped that graciously? And who kisses the hand of the dumper? Chris. Chris does.<br />
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As Chris makes his sad ride to the airport, he says"I want to find a partner in life. A best friend. Someone who is excited to be around me every day and share a life that's awesome. That's all I want."<br />
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Wouldn't it be great if the final episode were a duel between these two? Maybe on horses with those long sticks like in medieval times? Or I dunno, I'd be cool with just a wrestling match or something. Things would be different if I were in charge.<br />
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The visits start in Milwaukee where Andi meets up with Nick. They make out in between bites of cheese curds.<br />
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Then they visit the local brewery for some light drinking and heavy polka.<br />
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Speaking of good stuff, let's talk about Chris. Chris owns a farm.<br />
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And, as Andi puts it, "He's the hottest farmer ever." HOW IS THIS MAN NOT ALREADY MARRIED? And, WHAT IS ANDI WAITING FOR? LOCK IT DOWN NOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES, you fool.<br />
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Okay. Josh's turn. Look. I gotta be up front with you. I cannot stand Josh. He talks like every jerk I knew in high school and he never stops touching Andi. Give the woman room to breathe, amirite?<br />
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Then, instead of taking her to a charming local restaurant or his favorite bench in the park, Marcus takes Andi to a seedy, dark club, pours her champagne, disappears, then reappears moments later wearing this:</div>
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It's rough. And only gets rougher when he takes off the pants.</div>
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But then things get sad. Chris Harrison calls everyone to his home, sits them down, and tells them the news of Eric Hill's death. For a minute Andi and the four guys still have their camera faces on, trying to react in a way that will translate well to an audience. Marcus steps outside. Andi follows, it's a little staged, a little attention seeking. But then, the camera turns on the crew, who put down their gear, walk into the room and start hugging everyone. At this point Andi and the men give genuine reactions. They cry and express regrets and hold each other for a long time. I'm a little surprised they showed this but glad they did. I think it's a testament to how well liked Eric was that not only were his co-stars upset by his loss, but those who worked with him behind the scenes were as well. Even I, with my cold, cynical blogger heart, was moved to tears by this scene. It's a silly show with nearly zero reflection of reality, but Eric was their friend and their loss is very real. </div>
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Eventually she pulls herself together, walks into the other room, and sends Marcus home. Marcus is surprised that his striptease didn't land him a ticket to a fantasy suite. He's the only person surprised by this. </div>
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Andi tries to offer some sort of explanation beyond "You took off your clothes and things got weird."</div>
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Marcus bemoans the love lost in the limo, while wondering where things went wrong. Ask anyone in America. They'll tell you you lost your chance when you lost your shirt. </div>
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Next week, Andi and the fellas spend some time alone, which is Bachelorette talk for spread disease. </div>
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